(Bad) FF: Very Tragical Mirth

Title: Very Tragical Mirth: A Tedious Brief Scene of Young Draco And His Love Myrtle
Author: Quaggy 
Series: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Category: Farce / Badfic
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters or the books they are from. 
Notes:  These fics are proof that seri_scribble and I can create chaos if left alone for too long.  Something any good Keytus Kid already is well aware of. ;-)  I won't get into HOW this fic exchange came to be, but just know that late one night (why do these things always happen late at night?) we agreed that we would have a bad fic exchange, of the Harry Potter variety, with both of us writing the most disturbing fic we could.  And in keeping with the spirit of TRUE bad fic, we decided to post them unbeta'd.  (And that loud noise you just heard was Caz screaming in horror.)  You can find Seri's fic "Promise Not To Laugh" over here!

For those of you who love Shakespeare... I'm sorry.  You might want to close your eyes for this! ;-) Fans of A Midsummer Night's Dream might recognize the title. 

This is for Seri, my darling Keytus daughter.  I do love being your partner in crime!  

( A Tedious Brief Scene of Young Draco And His Love Myrtle )